Here's a list of all the members of the Society of the Children of the Natural Earth:
Staff
Pictured above: Pastor Jamie
Pictured above: Liturgical Minister Elijah
Pictured above: Secretary Liv
Pastor Jamie Lowell-Day Smithick, co-founder and pastor. Very new age and hippie. Empowering and enabling.
Liturgical Minister Elijah Moses Corinthian, co-founder and liturgical minister. Hates confrontation but loves to sing.
Secretary Liv Parker, secretary, atheist, very realistic. Is present because this is a job and she needs a job. Tries to stay out of things but secretly loves the drama.
Part-Time Gay Employee Jonathan Del Rio, boldly gay, very lazy, doesn't like to do work. Very proud of his heritage. Sassy and hopelessly in love with Peter.
Volunteers
Carol Ann O'Connell, older woman who has an extensive past. Mistreated by selective staff members.
Marcy, allegedly a volunteer, volunteers to be a pain in the butt! Formerly of Marcy Playground.
Benni, church hall hermit, lives in the basement and has a creepy voice!
Fran, basement hermit/volunteer, does a lot with clothes and fabrics.
SCONDIES
Agnes, the president and quite rude Barbara, Agnes' right hand woman Gladys, a troublesome eldery woman Garfield, sometimes quite unaware of where he's at James, a war veteran Katherine, James' wife Denise, Agnes' rival Dorothea, old Irish lady Pippy, runs the SCONE-AS (Artists Society) Helen, broke her hip at the Spring Showcase Susanne, very ancient, loves drama Lillith, barely rememberable
Teens & Youth
Annabelle, singer and vocal talent Ricky, hopelessly in love with Annabelle, no talent. Chet, a troublesome teen, always doing service hours Axl, a troublesome teen, Chet's number two. Honey, a spiritual girl who describes herself as 'unique' Matilda, a social justice warrior Samantha, a wannabe slut but she hasn't done anything with anyone.
Young Adults
Ginger (Pagan Club), runs the pagan club Elise, niece of Denise, baseball player Socialist Dave, a socialist Communist Derek, a communist Juniper Cloud, a stripper and woman of the night Justin, local stoner Justine, local stoner Ricardo, normal guy Mario, Gladys' grandson Marco Luigi, Gladys' grandson
Adults
Peter Barbe, local restauranteur, father of Ricky, married to Marjorie and totally gay. Marjorie Barbe, local restauranteur, mother of Ricky, married to Peter, doesn't know Peter is gay. Ginger (AA) Collins, runs the SCONE AA. She's an alcoholic. Charles, member of SCONE AA. Always drunk Cheryl, member of SCONE AA. Always drunk. Alice, local witch and coven leader, very loud and obnoxious Janice, local with and coven leader who loves Harry Potter
Non-Members Who Feel Like Members
Mystic Mama, maker of wine and candles, mystic and psychic and local entrepreneur. Pastor Wyatt, Pastor of our rival church Deerfield Friends Community Church Officer Michelle, with the TRUTH drug program Officer Patrick, with the TRUTH drug program Bethany, owner and founder of Cookies and Cocktails by Cookies